Inspired by a HORRIBLE Sailor Moon bad rumor page that I hope Jess will post during her turn, we decided that DDT has had enough shit happen to make up a shit ton of bad rumors. If you feel your brain exploding, or the need to smash your head into your hand or desk screaming "FAIL", then the mission is accomplished.

Here we are, DDT Bad Rumors. Feel free to add. XD

"Suki has to be a witch because she has a black cat named 'Jinx' and because her magic powers let her change people however she wants." ....Change People? Seriously, wtf?

Fact: Rosamon is actually the one into ropes and handcuffs. Celia is her bitch. XD

Ryota and Celia are having an affair. Ryota just takes the glass off his face before going home to Izumi. The claw marks? His back is covered in so many she'd never be able to tell that another woman was clawing her man. XD

Ryota and Izumi fucking IS global warming. XD (..may be some truth in that one..)

Proof Ryota and Celia are having an affair: Celia's sword is called the Red Queen. Ryota has the King Crimson. Royal Reds! It's a CLUE!

"Ryota is still in love with Suki and is secretly seeing her behind Izumi's back. But she doesn't know because Suki can fix everything Ryota burns up." Yes, because Suki's Zeo repairs things, not people. Sure. Oh, and her time is scheduled between Izumi and Ryota. It's a giant LOVE Triangle. >_> Why not. and Tetsuo knows NOTHING either. Sure.

Ryota is secretly in love with Carrie. They both have fire and Ryota's not really that into ice.

Taiki was actually Suki and Izumi's daughter. That's why Suki got so upset when Rogue killed her.

Cam: EINLANZER is Ryota's father! Lynx is Daisuke's sister!
Jess: OMG. Even better. XD Wait, does that mean Huntress is Makoto? >_>
Cam: EXACTLY!!

Stone is Ryota's father. XD The PROOF: Stone is Ryota's father in Jason's fantasy RP for DDT. OMG!

Kiko didn't really die on that boat with Daisuke, it was actually his sister who is Mitsu and is following him all the time.

DDT is the sequel to Digimon Tamers everyone was talking about

RYOTA IS YAMATO. DERRYN IS TAICHI.

Izumi is the second daughter of Sailor Moon's Artemis. She used the Moon Crystal to go beyond time and space to be in DDT.

Suki was in love with her brother, the relationship with Tetsuo is an ellaborate ruse.

THE EYES!!!!

THEY BURN!!!! T_T

... x-x my brain is leaking out my eaaaaarrsss~~

You hope I'll post it? Sure thing, Boss. XD
http://www.eternalsailormoon.org/rumors/index.html

Woohah. XD
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"Digimon Data Squad is actually just the anime version of DNA Tamers." ....So.... DDT was the manga? wtF?

"Shugotenshi is really in love with Suki and is just pretending to be her brother to be able to touch her." Hell of a reason to pretend to be RELATED, don't you think?

"Rogue and Testuo are secretly in love and aren't telling Suki abuot it." And Suki's really blonde, that's why she would have no idea their eternal fires of hatred are all just a big rouse to hide their love.

"Akurei and Shugo are actually brothers kidnapped and possessed by that alien Sin." >_> Yes, that's totally it, because you know... Sin wasn't really there for that whole thing since he was busy possessing two different people at the time who weren't affected at all until now that he's dead. But he's not really dead, you see, because he was already possessing people back then so what the Tamers killed was just a hologram and stuff.

"Ryota and Izumi have sex so their DNA doesn't turn them into Digimon." Cause Science has proven this will happen. That's the reason for the prevalence of sex in DDT. Shit, it all makes SENSE now...

Carrie has the hots for Akurei. That's why she always acts annoyed with Marimon when she plays with him. Oh yes, Carrie is TOTALLY JEALOUS of Aku and Mari. Yup.

"Digimon are actually their Pets who can mutate on command." ....Yes, cause that's exactly how it works.

"Yamainumon is actually the god of the Digital World and she built the first Digivices. You can tell it's true because there's a Temple built to her that they found recently and she never gets fat from eating all those dumplings. They're what give her her superpowers." Ok, seriously, what? When'd Yama get Super Powers?! Where was I? @_@ Hell, where was Suki? Wait, she was probably in Temple at that time, offering things to the Great and Powerful Yamainumon... Right... My Bad.

"Suki and Shugo are actually married. They have the same last name!" Yeah, has nothing at all to do with being related. No. They have to be married. >_>

"The Hentai Trio are actually aliens from the porn planet X." .....Um.... Yeah, sure, okay, why not.

"Ikuto from Shugo Chara is actually Yoshino Shugotenshi who got tired of being a Tamer and wanted to be a cat." ....Cause... that makes sense and all.

"That Alien, 'Sin' was actually a girl and just wanted to find a mate on Earth." ....How would you tell in the first place? 4 tentacles makes it male, anything more is female?!

"Izumi is actually Link from Legend of Zelda because she can make Ice Arrows with her bow." ....Sure, Link's really a girl, decided he was tired of saving that bitch of a Princess, and completely forgot he can also 'make' light and fire arrows. Oh and the power of the bow has nothing to do with it either. *nod nod*

"Dagrus is so protective of his sister Rinrin because he can't fuck her anymore if she finds a beau."

Jess: "Suki is actually a Sailor Scout and Yama is actually her Guardian animal." WTF is she the Senshi of, Swords?
Cam: XD
Cam: Well Suki did hold the title of Ace of Spades once.
Jess: See, there's your proof.


Cam: you know technically Ryota COULD have an affair and not be caught
Jess: Oh God.
Cam: I mean really, his back has all those fucking scratches already, right?
Jess: Aside from that, he can heal damn fast cause of his Beast DNA, right? I mean, shit. Maybe Suki knows every woman he's with and heals his back every episode.


Mitsu is really Sailor Moon. Nekomon is actually Luna. That's why she can talk and turn into a human form and why Mitsu never does anything. Cause Sailor Moon was always a useless little person and it was really Luna who became Sailor Moon. I never knew that. Thank you for straightening that out for me! You just cleared up TWO SERIES! O_O

"Suki has falls in love with a lot of guys throughout the series. She's majorly horny." Huge tits and psychological confusion equal overt horniness. Who knew? Also, "a lot of guys"? So like... two... count as a lot. Wow. She's SO promiscuous!

"There are over 5000 Tamers and no Civilians, that's why they fight all the time." Where the hell do you get your statistics from? O_o;

((That's enough for now, I'm laughing too hard to see right. XD))

....Oh God. XD What have you wrought.

"Umbromon is actually, secretly, a girl!" (....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAH! AHHAHAHA! ...No. Also, "Mr. Claw" would like to have a word with you.)

"Yamainumon actually HATES dumplings, but is deeply in love with Dagrus, and only eats dumplings to please him." (...No comment. >_>)

"Wolfgang and Shugotenshi are completely gay for each other! Look at when they were in the Dark Five, right? 'Only friend', right? Shared showers, right?" (...Y'know what, sure. And Carrie and Kasumi, who have powers involving fire and pain, are just lettin' that happen. Uh huh.)

"OMFG AKUREI IS KOUSHIRO FROM DIGIMON 01 LOOK AT HIS HAIR, HE'S GONE GOTH IS ALL" (.......)

"Marimon is actually Sailor Mercury trapped in a Digimon body! OH NOES!" (Because she's a genius, Marimon is. X_X; Knows quantum physics and everything!

"WOLFGANG IS ACTUALLY A WEREWOLF LOOK AT HIS NAME IT HAS WOLF IN IT"

"Ryota and Akurei were secretly dating in Seasons 1 & 2 but then they broke up" (Yes, this happened. This is real. You found 'em out, how DID you do it. Had like three hentai threads too.)

"NO IT WAS RYOTA AND SHUGOTENSHI. RYOTA RESCUED HIM FROM AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP WITH DAISUKE, GET IT RIGHT."

"Junya is actually Ryota and Leon's love child! You can tell because HE HAS SHIELD POWERS DUH! LOOKS LIKE RYOTA! COME ON, PEOPLE!" (...Yep, and Leon has a uterus, too! >_> ....*TRIDENT REVOLVERED!* ow. x_x)

"Carrie is pregnant with Hunter's kid, that's the real reason she went to Germany!" (...Uh, but wouldn't Wolfgang be able to tell?! X_X Cause, uh, HALF-DRAGON?!)

"Hunter is actually Sin's real son, that's why he's all spiky." (...Yes. The whole thing about a Dragon Digimon violating his mom? Big ruse. X_X You can tell, because Sin was very spiky.)

"Sin was actually a Digimon! He uses Digimon attacks and everything, you can totally tell!" (...Except...for like the four or five times that they established he wasn't a Digimon, and can't evolve, and isn't from Earth, well, you're absolutely right.)

"Nyxmon is just a figment of Wolfgang's imagination." (Won't he be upset when he finds that out. >_>; )

"Ryuuzamon is Guilmon's son from Digimon Tamers." (O_O; Wait, what? THAT ONE ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE. OH GOD. X____X)

Ryota: How many of you do I have to STAB before you fall silent?!?!?!?!

*can't breathe, on floor XD*

Leon: GET ME THE TRIDENTS!! T_T

Hunter: x_X *smoking a blue wrapped cigar that Graham gave him last night* ... like in Smokey and the Bandit... smoking seems to help.

I tried to give Ryota one too, but he just set me on fire. D:

Wolfgang: >_< *is exploding various organs of mine rather messily*

X_X;;; CONGRATS HUNT-- *dies horribly again*

Sin: <<how many kids do i have?! X_X and who exactly was abusing Shugo?! AND WHAT GENDER AM I AGAIN?!? X_____x;;;;>>

Hunter: the way the "fans" go, I'm betting you're a hermaphrodite, like that Gatchaman villian