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 Post subject: top 10 reasons why I shouldnt play soccer
PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:28 am 
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10: I must have a target on my head, because in the last week I've been hit 3 times
9: I tried to styeal the ball with kick yesterday, hit the ball, and the bottom of the other kids shoe, bending my toe, and nail, backwards, now... I have a blood pool under my nailbed, the only way to gt it out to stop the pain and sawelling is to shove a needle under my toe and drain it T.T
8: IM THE ONLY girl who plays, so I get hit on--0
7: the guys aim bewteen my legs for a 'slut shot'
6: they tell me about a million times to 'chest it'
5: as goalie, I get hit, everywhere T.T
4: I have fanboys....>.>
3: everybody wants me to run after the ball, even if its at the far end of the field--0
2: I've been tackled

and the number one reason:

1: they ALWAYS try and get me to play skin


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:33 am 
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O_O;;

Um...damn O_o; So..why not stop playing soccer..?


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:15 pm 
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O.o holy crud.

slut shot?  >.>; NEVER heard that term before...

as for being a goalie ^^ its the goalies job/duty to get hit everywhere, in order to stop the ball.

>.> I'm begining to think the guys on your team have never been around women if they treat you like that >.>;;


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 Post subject: damn
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i suggest a tazer againg the perverts...and anyone in general that says slut shot


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:38 pm 
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lol, slut shot is a term in hack, you know, hacky sack? just like a chest stop... which usually ends up involving mine--0 and having to do a backbridge to get the damn think out of my shirt.... I did stop it in my chest pocket once o.0 that was a tough one to save >.>  well... no worse then getting it in my freinds tuba at bnand camp..... ;_; ah the high school years.... I miss them so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;_;


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:40 pm 
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I never played hacky sack.  I was the kid with the notebook sitting by himself ^^;  I was a geek, nerd, and an outcast

still ^^;  what a term


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:54 pm 
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lol, I'm the fat, geekie, academica olympics(no, NOT the speling bee champ xp ) landscaping, sercurity ranger, recreation aid, student government treasurer, soon to be president, student ambassitor, punk rock, heavy metal, black nailpolish preppy with a book of edgar allen poe and lil bow wows life story right next to my playbill from the marrage of figaro, my museum passes, my manga, and my smashmouth tickets all hanging out of my les miserables mailbag, and my morman, never gonna get it  cut hair, with a cross, a effigy of budda, AND a wiccan star around my neck, while I balance biology books on my head, a sword under my arm, trying to walk a dog who chashes after leaves, on my way to babysir sorta person xp


oh, and if you get that, props to ya,  cause I dont have the darnest where I was going with it xp


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:57 pm 
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cool ^^  sounds like me.

I too am overweight with a rather odd variety of hobbies and intrests, and music? ^^; I love tv themesongs, specially old 80's cartoons


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lol, guys up here at school cant get over that I know who morph from x men is

well.. after the can look up to realize I'm talking... >.>

*holds cam back so he doesnt grab a gun* remember when you reply, jail means no me


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:22 am 
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^^ why could cam shoot you?

and yes Morph ^^  he was actually created for the early 90's x-men cartoon

kinda like how Harley Quinn was made for the Batman TAS and leaked her way into the comics


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:31 am 
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lol, no, he'd never shoot me, but the guys I go to school with are another story xp


yeah, I never realised it when I was litttle and watching it, but in one of the first epps on the tv show, morph turns into rouge and kisses remy, it never connected when I was a kid, but it was my first introduction to transvestites, gays, and dressing in drag xp


Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me
So throw me down and tie me up
and show how much you like me.

"Your gods must e powerful ishta, powerful and cruel for the gifts they've given you."
-some guy in a book


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:35 am 
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THAT I do not remember


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xp I do

its after they think he got killed in a fight, and they found jubillie, he gets pissed off and sneaks into the mansion, then remy is at the fridge and morph turns to rouge and kisses him, saying something along the lines of what if I told you I could control it, or something like that, then 'she' walksout, and remy follows only to be led to the real rouge, sleeping on the couch, and then remy kisses her and he passes put, she wakes up and 'curses' him out, then the mansion got attacked I think... but I cant really remember^^;;;


Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me
So throw me down and tie me up
and show how much you like me.

"Your gods must e powerful ishta, powerful and cruel for the gifts they've given you."
-some guy in a book


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:43 am 
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ok...after reading that...I do kinda remember it


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:50 am 
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lol xp yay! I win! I an induce memories into people minds!


Sticks and stones may break my bones
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So throw me down and tie me up
and show how much you like me.

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