Off-color as it might be, I had to share.... since about halfway through the convo I realized this was almost serious. ^_^;

Almost like discussing cheese and chocolate chip cookies scientifically and not laughing.... *points at Colin and Cam >_>;*
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Cadence Sama: what was that? X_X;
Darth Panda 626: still watching ninja warrior
Cadence Sama: Crap, I think I closed something. wtf.
Darth Panda 626: O.o
Cadence Sama: I dunno, I was typing "DAMNIT CAMERON" to you and nothing came up, but a box appeared and went away. X_X
Darth Panda 626: O.o
Darth Panda 626: weird
Cadence Sama: Anyway. *proceeds to yell*
Cadence Sama: I wanna DO SHIT.
Darth Panda 626: lol
Darth Panda 626: ...go to the bathroom?
Cadence Sama: But the toilet's clogged and I don't have a flashlight. >_>
Darth Panda 626: eww ^^
Darth Panda 626: not DO shit
Darth Panda 626: thats nasty XD
Cadence Sama: XD
Cadence Sama: You brought it up. >_
Cadence Sama: *>_>
Darth Panda 626: lol
Darth Panda 626: I ment TAKE A shit
Darth Panda 626: not scat porn
Cadence Sama: XD
Cadence Sama: And I know, but if the toilet's clogged, I'd need to go find an outhouse. Which requires shoes and a flashlight... and I don't have a flashlight. lol
Darth Panda 626: well, any place OUTside the HOUSE would work, neh?
Cadence Sama: Not really. >_> Might step in it later... and there's all kinds of animals.
Cadence Sama: Still need a flashlight. >_>
Darth Panda 626: lol
Darth Panda 626: I'd worry more about toilet paper than a flashlight
Cadence Sama: XD
Cadence Sama: But without a flashlight, I couldn't find the hole.
Cadence Sama: >_>
Cadence Sama: ..............or leaves.
Cadence Sama: nice
Darth Panda 626: lol
Darth Panda 626: so you'd need something to dig a hole too
Cadence Sama: No, IE just up and poofs.
Darth Panda 626: lol
Cadence Sama: True. Shovels are scarce if they're not snow shovels and that's a lotta shit
Darth Panda 626: not really
Darth Panda 626: shorter work and more dirt to cover it with
Cadence Sama: Yeah, but what if you take a BIG shit?
Darth Panda 626: I used to camp and be in the boyscouts ^^

then be glad you have a snow shovel
Darth Panda 626: the super pooper scooper
Cadence Sama: ...........You realize we just talked about bodily functions in a semi-serious manner and it made sense........
Darth Panda 626: yup ^^
Cadence Sama: Right then.
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Makes me think "Holy Shit" has a brand new meaning. O_o;