In Soviet Russia.... WAFFLE EATS YOU! *is punted across the parking lot*

Suki: FORE!

Shugo: Imouto, that only counts in golf.

Ex: Does it count that I used a Cricket Bat?

Shugo: Never really thought about it....

I just thought I share this bit of randomness with you

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PyRoFoXiE (10:05:16 PM): *Drop kicks another cat, which lands on top on "Zombie Lenin" in Neo-Moscow
Darth Panda 626 (10:05:29 PM): O.o
PyRoFoXiE (10:05:39 PM): Score one for capitalism!
PyRoFoXiE (10:06:30 PM): *Turns the other way to punt another feline towards China*
PyRoFoXiE (10:06:59 PM): *It misses and hit Gozilla as he terrorizes Tokyo for the 353rd time*
Darth Panda 626 (10:07:07 PM): XD
PyRoFoXiE (10:08:14 PM): Godzilla: *Roars*

(Rough Translation: OW! Gamera didn't have to put up with this crap!)
PyRoFoXiE (10:10:00 PM): *A hound dog hits Gamera as he doing... who the hell cares?*
Darth Panda 626 (10:10:25 PM): XDD
Darth Panda 626 (10:10:30 PM): lord, you're so mean sometimes.
Darth Panda 626 (10:10:32 PM): so whats up
PyRoFoXiE (10:10:45 PM): Remember kids... Animal cruelty is fun if it's the neighbour's annoying pet.
Darth Panda 626 (10:10:52 PM): lol
PyRoFoXiE (10:11:59 PM): *Plays "Fetch the Grenade" with the neighbour's demented mutant rooster*
Darth Panda 626 (10:12:31 PM): O.o
PyRoFoXiE (10:12:42 PM): *The huge cock (AWKWARD!) runs back with the live grenade in it's beak*

Oh sh-

BOOM!
Darth Panda 626 (10:13:10 PM): XDD
PyRoFoXiE (10:13:56 PM): *Reading from the book of Ben's Non-sequiturs* And that's why you never play with mutant rooster.
Darth Panda 626 (10:14:07 PM): lol
PyRoFoXiE (10:15:06 PM): Think these demented little skit would make a good cartoon?
Darth Panda 626 (10:15:33 PM): O.o it'd be interesting, to say the least
PyRoFoXiE (10:16:40 PM): *Remembers when I used to imagine my harpy of a fifth grade music teacher get eaten by a giant budgie*
Darth Panda 626 (10:16:50 PM): O.o
PyRoFoXiE (10:18:02 PM): Onward my titanic curulean parakeet!
PyRoFoXiE (10:19:01 PM): Budgie: *Screeches as his wings knock down an orphanage*
Darth Panda 626 (10:20:58 PM): O.o y'know...I'd like to see that
PyRoFoXiE (10:22:37 PM): Just... imagine!

And make me a sandwich
Darth Panda 626 (10:22:49 PM): >.> I can do one, not the other lol
PyRoFoXiE (10:23:09 PM): Onyl... make me the sandwich. :-P
PyRoFoXiE (10:24:30 PM): Who wants the rye or the kaiser?
Darth Panda 626 (10:24:36 PM): XD
PyRoFoXiE (10:25:02 PM): Nothing attracts a giant budgie like the Kaiser
Darth Panda 626 (10:25:26 PM): imagine the size of the drumsticks
PyRoFoXiE (10:25:36 PM): Just against this guy... *points to Kaiser Wilhelm II*
PyRoFoXiE (10:25:44 PM): *Just ask
Darth Panda 626 (10:25:54 PM): pointy hat X3
PyRoFoXiE (10:26:04 PM): I hear he doesn't like Bismarks
PyRoFoXiE (10:26:20 PM): Though he likes his auto
PyRoFoXiE (10:26:40 PM): *Drops a BMV on him*
Darth Panda 626 (10:27:34 PM): XD
PyRoFoXiE (10:28:28 PM): Guess the invasion of Belgium will have to wait... WAFFLES FOR EVERYONE!
Darth Panda 626 (10:28:36 PM): YAY

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...and no, I wasn't drunk when I typed this. Who needs alcohol when you have a demented sense of humor and an unlimited supply of cats?